To all of my friends who have been to Borneo, South London, The Czech Republic, anywhere in South Africa, Israel, Downtown LA, New York or Columbia.
You should really go on a trip to Flaxmere.
The good things about Flaxmere are:
You don’t need a passport/visa/special ID to get in.
You don’t need a new driver’s license, or a complicated handshake, or to be able to say Maraenui properly.
There’s no wall surrounding it – you just drive in and drive out as the whim takes you.
But most of all, you should really go on a trip to Flaxmere because that’s where you’ll find Kat Pritchard from Destination Wellness, and that’s where you’ll get an awesome massage at the low, low price of $40 per hour.
I had a massage with Kat yesterday and she was fabulous. She asked me a few questions, got me on the table, made sense of my aches and pains, and then formulated a plan.
And the plan must have worked because today I feel amazing. I’m not tired!! Ok, I’m a little bit tired. But, I’m not on the verge of tears thinking about how tired I am. And I swear it’s because I’m not in pain. And Kat did that.
So, if you’re anyone who wants a massage and have travelled to any of those places ^^ that I mentioned up there, Flaxmere shouldn’t be too scary for you to visit.
If you’re a mum, and you’re tired and you’ve got breastfeeding shoulder, or co-sleeping arm, or if you lifted your baby out of the cot wrong, or hurt your back maneuvering the torture device they call a fucking capsule, you should definitely go see Kat.
I’m going again next week!! Imagine how invincible I’ll feel after that!